June 2012
commanderinqueef:
nettwerker:
commanderinqueef:
am I hot?
am I single?
will I ever be hot?
will I ever be in a relationship?
look the basic rule of relationships is that if you spend all your time disparaging and devaluing yourself and then longing for the abstraction of a relationship you probably won’t find someone who wants to be in a relationship with you, and if you do, it...
Interviewer: What is your best quality?
Me: I always eat until I'm uncomfortably full
shavingryansprivates:
what
when was this ever a title
galifianafuck:
seagirlowns:
galifianafuck:
ryenofthefence:
galifianafuck:
there’s a special place in hell for people who find the big bang theory extremely funny
You mean intelligent people?
no
I think you do mean intelligent people.
no i didnt
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
A man: Fuck off Buddha that's not what I meant
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shout out to the 12 year olds making captions like “omg want” on photos of rough sex
nintendoggystyle:
remember when someone hacked the sesame street youtube channel and posted porn omfg
missionkimpossible:
we all started out as a spongebobs and patricks but we all eventually evolved into squidwards
ocicats:
i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy”
no you know what movie we really don’t need
a katy perry documentary
doctor: so how long would you say your on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me:
me:
me:
me: ya lets go with that
icanfinallysee:
I literally can’t think of one solid good reason as to why I should have a child
Seriously
The last thing I want is a reproduction of me
A thing that I have to physically wipe it’s ass
No
Anonymous asked: ur dog is quite the hottie. In tht one pic, she looks like she belongs on the hollywood carpet
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teapayne:
joke is on you mom you can’t ground me from the friends I don’t have and social events I was never invited to participate in
